I don't need to say anything, you all know what I'm thinking already right?
OK, I can't help myself: he's giving up desserts (only for 40 days?) Having had three marriages and numerous affairs, this is going to be a real sacrifice for a man who likes having his cake and eating it too.
Calista says she's "giving up my opinion" (and blinking apparently). How about the account at Tiffany's and the Botox! Like all good submissive Republican women, first it's your opinion, then it's your shoes.
Of course, what else could they give up? I guess being truthful, having morals, intelligence, principles, etc., would just be too hard.
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CONTEST ALERT
Fresh baked cookies for the person to come up with the best caption for this picture (you'll have to give me your address)
23 comments:
Mmmmm cookies! Okay here's my entry:
Newt (left) looking winded after fully inflating Callista (right.)
Good start Randy (Mr. itsme says you win).
Anybody else want to try? The contest isn't over yet...
I’m surprised Bob, Pam, and lightly haven’t knocked me down to 4th place by now. What’s goin’ on around here?? Hmmm? Do they know something about your cookies that I don't ItsMe?
Oh-o-o! I love this picture. I've seen it before and can't help notice Calista's plastic hair, plaster perfect skin, and way too many botox injections.
Here's my caption:
"Oh, Newt, your left hand is...is...so-o-o cold."
Pass me the cookies, please.
Then again, some pictures don't need caption. This one is worth 10,000 words.
Here's another caption:
"GOP makes discovery: Long lost Stepford wife found.
Hey, those are pretty good (and Randy thought he was unopposed and had the nerve to insult my baking skills). Anyone else?
oh oh, I can almost smell my cookies slipping away :(
...I gotta learn to keep my big mouth shut ;)
Here's another caption:
"Later Than Sooner Funeral Home"
For the look of surprise when you pass from this life to the next.
Itsme, is there a cookie prize for having the most captions?
Bob, Lightly... help! Pam's stuffing the entry box! I need more captions:
Newt’s Oscar pic… “The Ironed Lady”
The Righter Fighter and Tighter Whiter
The Latest in Fashion News
This season’s pasty white skin features two styles:
Retro Relaxed Fit, and new improved Superstretch™
Hey, Randy, don't you have anything better to do? I really want those cookies. Itsme is a great cook...or so I've heard...from Itsme.
How about...
"Just had my hair done 'cause blondes have more fun, they do, they really really do, yup, yup, yup, they sure do. Now where's my coffee and bennies?"
Here are the new additions to Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum.
Fire Dept. is standing by outside the building.
No matches, lighters, or other incendiary devises allowed.
Oh wait! Nevermind....
Woops! :-P
(you already have my address thankyouverymuch)
"I am Hans und this is Franz"
Though I like the Mme Toussaud's caption a lot!
WOW, 16 comments, a new record. Guess the game "Cookies for Captions" works.
I have a few favorites already...
I should probably stick with my first attempt, but here’s one final caption:
The Gingrich’s after being shellacked in Florida
Newt Gingrich figuratively, and Calista literally
I really want those cookies!
Here's a caption/poem:
"Saggy Jowls, Face of Plaster,
Fallen arches, too tight shoes.
GOP is losing, not much choosing,
Time to supplement with booze."
...or how about...
"Plastic surgeon needed to pull GOP together."
...or...
"If you think Callista looks surprised, wait until you see what's in store for Newt."
...or...
"Callista's hair wins New Design Contest for 2012 NFL football helmets."
Maybe you should send the cookies to Callista, itsme.
My final final caption:
Newt discusses the benefits of an inflatable first lady
There are some people who always have to have the last word. AND that would be me. Ha!
"Easy-On spray starch works every time no matter what type of body part you have."
I'm making my decision this weekend, hopefully will post on Monday. I have a feeling you'll all agree with who I choose...
and Randy, you still have a chance even tho you doubt my baking abilities ;D
This has been a fun contest. I have a couple of favorite captions too...and they aren't mine.
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