Three times this week, I've dreamed I've been cooking with Mario Batali. There I am in my Chef whites and orange Crocs -but thankfully not in shorts- chopping, dicing, and mincing alongside Mario in the Iron Chef kitchen.
In this latest dream however, I'm grousing about how much I hate chopping, dicing, and mincing. I tell him I'm more of a folding, whipping, and beating kinda gal (as in baking techniques, so get your mind out of the gutter!) He starts lecturing me about how all great Chefs start out doing menial tasks like washing dishes and peeling potatoes and how sometimes we have to do things we will not understand until much later. Pretty wise words from a culinary school dropout who believes that shorts are acceptable attire every day of the year.
But the whole exchange reminded me of the conversation between Daniel-san and Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid:
[Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house] Oh, miss spot.
Daniel: What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were goin' fishing?
Miyagi: You not here when I go.
Daniel: Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?
Miyagi: You karate training.
Daniel: I'm what? I'm bein' your goddamn slave is what I'm bein' here man, now c'mon we made a deal here!
Miyagi: So?
Daniel: So? So, you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn! For 4 days I've been bustin' my ass, and haven't learned a goddamn thing!
Miyagi: You learn plenty.
Daniel: I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe. I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn plenty!
Miyagi: Ah, not everything is as seems...
Even in my dream Mario was right: the basic skills (for anything in life) are the most important of all. But ultimately, Mr. Miyagi was right "Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything."
3 comments:
we don't need to know your new year resolution we all lie about them anyway.
PC version -
i wish you a very merry ( insert appropriate religious holiday here) and a wonderful (insert the calendar date of your choice here).
the NON PC version
ItsMeCissy i wish you and your family a Very merry Christmas and a very good a prosperous new year.
you take care
lots of love
Lightly
Lightly,
I don't make New Year's resolutions because I never keep them anyway.
Lots of love to you and yours also,
itsme
P.S. Hopefully we'll hear again from that bob person and that Pam person in the New Year too.
Hey Cis, I know Mario (a little), he opened up his first restaurant in NYC with my brother. And if I were you, I'd fine a different chef to dream about, like chef bobby "nine fingers" krugalbrandt who works at the denny's just up the highway a ways. He'll treat you respectful like and teach all about safe chopping, well ever since the finger incident anyway.
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